Stupidity of Children's Shows nowadays
The other day I was doing my homework in my room with my music on and suddenly I heard a sound I recognized, “PICKAAAAACHUUUUU” I rolled my eyes and thought to myself, “Wait a second they still make Pokémon? SWEET!!!” I mean… uhh… I said, “Woah! They still make those stupid shows!?” I went out and stupidly enough, watched the episode. Then I decided to make a whole rant about the shows.. Here it goes.. ^_^
Pokémon
Pokémon is, as some would say, “WACK!” It’s always the same scenario. Ash, Brock and now no longer Misty, but some new chick, go out and either crash to some other dorky Pokémon Obsessed Freak or go defeat PokéMasters to get badges. Somehow Team Rocket always gets in the way but ALWAYS fail miserably and fly away in the sky somehow not dying from the electric shock of Pickachu and the altitude they fly up to. Then the whole gang just walks away knowing it’ll happen again the next day. About the gang, they all wear the same clothes everyday, Ash’s obsessed with being the greatest Pokémon Master and whenever he gets excited he turns his hat backwards (who knows what he’s thinking when he does that), Brock’s obsessed with every lady he sees and the other chick I don’t know much about her. Yeah, that’s it.
Barbie
She sucks.
Action Man/Gi Joe
They both suck. They always win and sound way too happy. They never kill their enemy though so the enemy just comes back at least once a week. In reality I think they’re both homosexuals. Not to be against homosexuals or anything but I mean look at them! They never flirt with girls and have huge muscles, what type of guy does that?
Typical Fairy Shows
You know those shows with fairy type things as heros. They always end up winning and never kill too. A bit like my GI Joe/Action Man theory, I believe they’re all homosexuals. The most contact they have with a guy is just a “GREAT JOB! YOU WERE AMAZING PMGSHWTFBBQ!!! LOL!!!!” Yep, they suck, not literally, but yeah, you know what I mean.
Power Rangers
I hate them! The graphics in the shows suck. I liked the original shows but my tiny child mind could not follow up with all the actors being switched along with the storyline and the uniforms and etc… I so badly wanted to see the movie but yeah, who cares. Anyways they always win, never kill, typical kid show. Surprisingly they’re all about 18-19 and have nothing better to do then to fight in a certain colored costume and kick/punch their enemies when they’re bored. How odd…
There’s tons of more shows. If I get bored I might rant about them in the January issue, who knows?
Written by: HawaiiGopher
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